Imagine If Guns Could Actually Kill People, America's NRA Wonders — The Shovel

Imagine If Guns Could Actually Kill People, America’s NRA Wonders

Reminding Americans that guns don’t kill people, people kill people, the National Rifle Association today painted a doomsday picture of what the country would look like if guns could actually cause death. 

“Can you imagine?” a NRA spokesperson said. “We’ve got more guns in America than anywhere else in the world. If these things could actually kill people, we’d have a real problem. People would be getting shot all the time, you’d be hearing about it every other week.

Holding up an image of the gun that didn’t kill 49 people in Orlando this week, the NRA spokesperson said, “Luckily they’re just harmless objects”.

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