Using the avatar HardntheF-up23, 42 year-old unemployed man Peter Broomfield will log on to his computer this morning to bravely tell people he doesn’t know why their lives are not worth living.
Mr Broomfield – who may not find the motivation to change out of his pyjamas – will scour a range of forums and social networks, vigorously and courageously pointing out people’s shortcomings.
Cleverly avoiding human interaction by ordering delivery for lunch, he will then spend the afternoon on a variety of internet forums, suggesting reasons why people are not good at their jobs.
“Die worthless scum. Mum can you get me a coffee?” Mr Broomfield said when asked to comment.