Peta Credlin Has Attended Every Question Time Since February. You Won’t Believe Where She’s Been Hiding.

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Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been carrying his Chief Of Staff around in a box, it has been revealed.

It explains the whereabouts of Ms Credlin, who has not been spotted since the leadership ballot earlier this year.  Prior to that, she was a prominent figure in question time, often sitting next to MPs in the chamber and providing advice to Mr Abbott.

The stunning revelation came after a Labor MP said he could hear a small, muffled voice that appeared to be telling Mr Abbott what to say in his Question Time speeches.

“I thought I was going mad at first. But then I opened up the box when Madam Speaker wasn’t looking, and sure enough, there’s Peta Credlin. She just smiled and asked me to close the lid,” the MP said.

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Ms Credlin in less boxed-in times.

Mr Abbott conceded it was an unconventional approach, but said there was a strong feeling in the party room earlier in the year that Ms Credlin needed to be less visible. “Of course getting rid of her was never an option – I wouldn’t have known what to think. But by putting her in a box she can be right there with me everywhere I go, without the public ever having to see her”.

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