Abbott To Shoot His Way Out Of Budget Emergency

tony abbott to shoot his way out of budget emergency

Tony Abbott and Joe Hockey will use fifty-eight F-35 Joint Strike Fighters to fend off the threat of a Budget Emergency once and for all.

After a series of smaller attacks on other areas of the budget failed to make an impact, the $12.4 billion offensive move was a ‘last resort’ measure to take control of Spending, Mr Abbott said.

“The budget won’t know what’s hit it,” he said.

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    April 24, 2014 at 12:08 pm

    With ears like that, why does he need a plane to fly?

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      April 26, 2014 at 9:21 pm

      He doesn’t. The plane needs him. Ask him, he’ll tell you.

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    Gary Smith

    June 11, 2014 at 9:50 am

    Love the satire even if it’s true lol