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The English guy at your work is about to become unbearable, it has been revealed. Britain is suddenly good at everything and your smug mate can’t wait to tell you all about it.
According to sources, your English colleague will think it’s hilarious when he asks you whether you watched the cricket last night.
“There’s every chance he’ll email around a link that he’ll claim is work-related, but which will actually turn out to be Ashes highlights, or possibly a satellite image of the weather in Manchester” said one observer. “And at some point he’ll break into Jerusalem. It won’t be heart-stirring,” he added.
Experts say there’s absolutely nothing that you can do about it.